**previously, on Farnia...*
"Hah, CHEQUERED." NiKewl says and cradles her RBG. "There's one left. Down there." NiKewl points to the blonde zombie with her index finger.
"Yah. Let's kill her." MORGON and NiKewl jump from the stands in unison and land back into the playing field. Without saying anything, NiKewl and MORGON approach the zombie. The zombie stays still, knowing her death is near. NiKewl forces the blonde into a kneeling position and then she points her RBG to the blonde zombies temple. MORGON does the same with her acid gun.
"And Shepards we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out they commands. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. Et Nomadre Patre, Et Fili, Spirtus Sancti."
*BOOM*
***
Emalay's fat rolls giggle against her thighs. Her multiple double chins smack against her now-saggy boobs and the thick beard under her crusty lips are itching her dry skin. Neptune's preservers! Emalay thinks to herself. She has Holly-fied.
***
With the blonde zombie finally dead, MORGON and NiKewl turn to face Cassia and Trevor.
"Get out of here, Trevor." NiKewl says.
"Um, okay. Whatever." Trevor swagger-walks out of the stadium, stepping over arms, legs, and various genitalia blown and ripped off from Nikewl and MORGON's blows.
"You, Cassia-" MORGON points over to Cassia. She's standing there, holding a string of crayola colored balloons, looking unsure.
"What?" Cassia says, and pokes at the red balloon with a penis-face drawing on it.
"I've seen you around skewl." MORGON states. "Which means you're not a Rough Rider. You've got guts, telling me not to kill you."
"WELL I'M NOT A PUSSAY." Cassia says, and stops fondling the balloon.
"We're um..." MORGON gulps and glances around nervously. "We're short one Tourettei member."
"What happened to her?"
"We think she was kidnapped." MORGON says and cross her arms, wondering if Emalay is okay. Of course she is... MORGON tries to calm down. Emalay can take care of herself...
"You know, I don't know why we haven't thought of this before..." NiKewl turns toward MORGON. "But wouldn't a possible suspect for Emalay's kidnapping be the... fifth missing Rough Rider?"
"You're right!" MORGON puts a finger to her lip, thinking. "He was here at the stadium in the beginning of The Game... then he dissappeared. And so did Emalay."
"Do you think we can track him...?" NiKewl whispers, desperate for Emalay's safe return to Sioux Falls.
"I don't know..."
"I think I can help you with that!!" Cassia shouts and runs over to where MORGON and Nikewl are standing together. "I have a very reliable tracking device in my head. I'm able to follow their spirt energy."
"Spirit energy?" Nikewl questions, raising her eyebrows. Did she mean their ultimate Tourettei supermode?
"Yes." Cassia sets her balloons down on the ground. It's a good thing there's a sandbag on the strings as a weight, our they would float away. "Right now, both of your spirit energy is at a medium level, because you just got done fighting all those people. But if you had released your spirit energy, it would be very high, and you would have been fighting at your ultimate strength."
"You're definately talking about our Tourrettei supermode." MORGON says. "It's basically the same thing. Me and Nikewl only release it for emergency's, because we don't want the Holly's to detect us and capture us."
"A fitting explanation." Cassia puts.
"Alright, enough chatter. We need to pitter patter after Emalay's supermode trail, before it fades too quickly for us to detect it."
"Right." MORGON and Cassia say together and they head out of the stadium towards the doughnut hovercrafts.
***
Jeremy remembers where he put the spare key. He reaches into his back pocket and unfolds his hand to reveal a shining green glass key. What Emalay doesn't know is that Jeremy has powers too. He can stretch his body to incredible lengths, sort of like Mrs. Incredible.
Jeremy stretches his arm under the door and brings it to the front. He unlocks the door. Jeremy is free!
"Oh no." Jeremy gasps when he sees Emalay -completely hollyfied- on the floor. "Oh shit." He breaks into a run down the metal hallway of the space ship, just as an alarm starts to sound. "THE AUTOPILOT!" Jeremy races down the rest of the hallway until he reaches the cockpit. He grabs the steering wheel and forces the ship upward, just barely grazing the top of a radio tower. "Shit, shit, shit..."
A button on his dashboard lights up.
"Jesus, not the cloaking device! Shit!" Jeremy's ship is now fully revealed to the world. He couldn't let any civilian see his ship, or they would try to shoot him down. Flying by hovercraft was illegal. Only Tourrettei's were allowed to do so.
And Jeremy was no longer an official Tourrettei.
***
"Her trail is very high up..." Cassia states, her faces tilted toward the clear blue sky. The sun is shining, so Cassia has to squint. "I think he took her to a ship an flew away."
"GODDAMN!" MORGON shouts and kicks the grass. "We need to go get the doughnuts."
"'kay." Nikewl says and they all go to the parking lot.
It's empty.
"Shit! Where did all of our damn hovercraft doughnuts go...?" Nikewl hisses. "We fucking need those!"
"How will we find Emalay now...?" MORGON whispers, forlorn.
***
Meanwhile, China, with her associates Kobe, Winston, and Buddy, push the hovercraft doughnuts off a cliff and watch them crash and burn.
"THAT'LL TEACH 'EM!" China says in her most ghetto voice.
"What did Emalay do, anyway?" Winston asked.
"Didn't give me no fuckin' treats yesterdays. Betches." China pulls her cap lower over her faces and trots away from the edge of a cliff.
***
"Fuck." Jeremy lands on a cliff, all of the gas in his hovercraft spent. It's a mircale no one spotted his ship on the way here. He lands as carefully as he can under the circumstances, and lands on the edge of the cliff with a grinding noise that would put anyone's teeth on edge, even a Holly.
"Now where's my damn Holly pills???" Jeremy pitter patters around the cabin, searching drawers and cabinets and various boxes. "Finally!" Jeremy opens the latch to a secret compartment in the ceiling and stretches his arm up to reach inside and drop hold of a small plastic bag. Inside are what remains of his anti-Holly pills. There are only five of them. Jeremy pitter patters over to Emalay, who is still on the floor, weeping over becoming a Holly.
"Here." Jeremy hands Emalay all five of the pills. "Maybe if you take all of these at once, they'll turn you back to normal."
"Okay." Emalay quickly chokes down all five of the pills and waits. In a matter of minutes, all the fat rolls have receded, the hairs on her neck and face fall, her lips de-crust, and she no longer looks like a Holly.
"Thank God!" Emalay says, her voice finally back to it's normal tone. "Wait, what's that outside?!"
Jeremy and Emalay race to the nearby window, just in time to watch China, Winston, Kobe, and Buddy's tails all fade off into the distance.
"Um, what the fuck is my dog doing out there?"
End of Part V. :D
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